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blackonblonde:

davidryanadams:

vegas looms- i am spending the afternoon swimming. yes, swimming.

I do nothing but lay by the pool and eat retarded amounts of food when I’m in Vegas. When I worked at Playboy they took me to Vegas for a week for the porn awards. It was probably the most surreal experience of my life. Tons o fun but totally nuts. I mean, the porn convention in vegas for a week? That’s just asking for nuttiness…and a great tan.

I would be so overwhelmed. I’ve never even considered (until now) that porn conventions existed. I don’t even want to get started thinking on the various types of awards that might exist!